Dear Tom Brady,
Didn't you like...have a baby recently? Well, like, not you! But your ex-girlfriend. You know the one right? The one you left when she was preggo so you could shack up with that chick with the big nose and accent. What? I mean, Giselle the SUPERMODEL who speaks with a wonderfully quirky and by no means annoying accent.
So, if you have that son of yours living somewhere in California...then when you had this bye week to enjoy while not playing in the playoffs...why didn't you go visit him, or something? Why did I have to see you in the paper carrying around Giselle's doggy bag in New York (not California)? Literally. A bag she keeps her dog in. Literally.
Please spend a little more time with your son and less with Leo's ex.
Love,
Jen
P.S. Congrats on 16-0. Go Pats!!!
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